My Great Perhaps

Life, love, and quiet yearnings

how much and how long

brightlightsloudnoises:

how much wine
and how many days
is it going to take to get
you off my mind
and can’t I check
out until then?

do I have to sit here
feeling
every moment,

is that necessary,

to remember
soft kisses
at 6 am
or
to have to drive
by your exit
at all

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton, via pizza)

unclefather:

bobbyhoying:

vua:

silumia:

A tattoo with an anchor saying ‘I refuse to sink’

a judgemental person that should respect other peoples choices!!!!!!!!!

A rabbit with bionic legs that has an incredible tolerance for alcohol

A big dad that scares other dads into eating bugs for fun

(via pizza)

the ones that others wanted to be

brightlightsloudnoises:

some nights I
try
to
get
back to
that 
place
where
we were the ones
that others wanted to
be,
the ones that
people
glared at
as they
left their jobs
and we sat on
bus benches,
you,
swinging your
feet,
me,
lighting
one more cigarette
glowing,
fighting 
the sunset
sinking
into the
red,
into an earth
that
will
never be
as
kind.

burdge:

Realizing You’re Into Your Best Friend 

by Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley

(via nunsnroses)

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

—   

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

(via clocksinthecloset)

“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

—   And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via pizza)

lesbianships:

sonianeverland:

barbiefett:

azurite-crystals:

So lemme get this straight

Robin Thicke

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this is ok and sexy and fun haha

Justin Timberlake

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This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern

Miley Cyrus

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THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT

Is this correct?

reblogging a gain

Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary

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(Source: crystvl, via pizza)

reginechassagnarly:

sign this right now
the goal of the non-binary petition is flawed, this one is much more realistic and has a serious concrete goal that will help people definitely more than harm them (which the nb petition has the possibility of doing) 

reginechassagnarly:

sign this right now

the goal of the non-binary petition is flawed, this one is much more realistic and has a serious concrete goal that will help people definitely more than harm them (which the nb petition has the possibility of doing) 

(via lindsaybottos)

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #746 by Tyler Knott Gregson

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #746 by Tyler Knott Gregson

the-sexylosers-club:

mcpeace323:

Stretch marks? 

You mean sick ass lightning tattoos 

Best description I’ve ever heard

(via pizza)

s-c-i-guy:

Classic

(Source: everybodylovejessica, via pizza)

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

Yogurt slinger really bothers me

(via pizza)